Hell yeah brother. Maybe I'll talk about my favorite passtime here. Later of course.

Well.. Its kinda later. I havent deleted this tab and I dont want to talk about anything intellectual right now. So.. Beer it is. I dont actually like beer that much. Of the allegedly high quality beer I have drank thus far, I find a great majority of it to taste quite shit. The one that seems to piss a lot of people off is belgian white beer. Ass. Now I'm no stranger to foul tasting things, but beer in general is just difficult to consume. If it isnt ice cold after I'm exhausted, I cannot consume it casually. I think this tab may turn into a list of beers I dont like actually. I feel like its easier to list than those I do.

American Lagers: Bud light and coors light are both paramount to coyote piss. I only drink miller lite when I'm out of water. Everything else is probably acceptable. Budwiser is fine.

Pilsner: This is mostly German and Czech shit. Its rough if you arent eating something with it. Urquell, Bitburger, and Warsteiner pilsner are all actually fine. Its definitely an aquired taste I think.

IPA: Genuinely who drinks this on purpose. I havent met someone who actually enjoys drinking IPA. Do you guys exist? How does it feel to enjoy drinking an entire meal? I think the one up-side to this strain is that its abv is generally higher. If you can down it fast enough its a good time. Never more than one though. Never.

Stout: guinness . Thats the only reason this is on the list. guinness is baller. First full beer I ever drank was a guinness . I'm going to die with a guinness in my hand. Its only really good imo if you arent drinking more than 2. 2 is the limit before I have to find something else. Generally around 4.5%, its a little on the lighter end.

Belgian White: Blue moon is okay. Shock top is not okay. Both are sub-par at best, but I will not be drinking shock top again any time soon.

Special mentions: I think I have drank starnberger helles the most by quantity. Its not especially great, but its also good with pretty much anything. Just a good all-round German lager.